Snowpea the Snowgirl

Snowpea the Snowgirl
Was an angry, crabby soul
With a glare so clear and a tiny rear
And two eyes like a fishbowl
Snowpea the Snowgirl
Is a fairytale they say
She was made of snow
But the children know
How she came to life one day
There must have been some magic
In that cardboard hat they found
For when they placed it on her head
She began to stomp around
Ohhhh.....

Snowpea the Snowgirl
Was alive as she could be
And the children say
She could kill her prey
With her rage; itís quite mighty.
Snowpea the Snowgirl
Knew the sun was hot that day
So she said up yours
Letís go drink some Coors
Now before I melt away
Down to the village
With a 6-pack in her hand
Running here and there all around the square
Saying bite me! If you can.
She led them down the streets of town
Right to the traffic cop
And she only paused a moment when
She kicked him in the crotch

Ohhhhh....
Snowpea the Snowgirl
Had to hurry on her way
But she gave the finger
Saying I canít linger
I'll be back again some day.
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Look at Snowpea go
Thumpety thump thump
Thumpety thump thump
Over the hills of snow


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