bunny turds, packed
2 tsp ground
1 rotten egg
together first 5 ingredients by smashing together in a bowl.
rotten egg and mix using a sharp knife.
Add ground anger and mix
mealworms and gunpowder in a separate bowl.
Sift by forcing through
an old window screen.
Add to the creamed mixture and stir until
Be sure the mixture is the color of baby poo.
hour outside on an uncovered porch.
Additional bird droppings on the
mixture during this time
will only enhance the flavor. Do not scrape
to 375 F. Roll out dough 1/4 at a time to 1/8" thickness
slightly thicker on a lightly salted board.
Smash soundly with a
really big rolling pin.
If it fights back, get out the electric
mixer and beat into submission.
Cut with a cookie cutter laced with
and transfer to a greased (or non stick) cookie
Before baking, decorate with mice ears, bunny
toes, and kitten feet as you like.
Place in oven for 8 - 10
minutes. Cool on a wire rack.
Decorate with antifreeze, hairballs,
dung beetles, glittery 80s disco vests,
or any other items you wish.
gets undressed and stomps off the set, try again next year.
repeatedly with chicken costume and a sound spanking.
Credits: Outfit by Mattel for Kelly.
DISCLAIMER: Not a real recipe. Do not eat bunny turds and battery