It was way too hot to play outside, so some of the girls decided it was time to play Twister.
Jeremiah Blue: OK, so I pull the cards, and say what you have to play next.
Juniper and Prudence, are you ready?
Tenley and Surprise are ready!
Charlie: OK I'll call out the colors too!
Shawn: I can referee.
JB: You ALWAYS want to referee.
Charlie: Left foot red!
JB: Cards! Right foot yellow! Left hand green!
Fred: Ha, ha, Joonie too small! Can't play! HA HA!!!
Charlie: Fred, that's not nice. Juniper Snowpea is doing fine.
JB: Right hand green!
Shawn: Juniper, I don't think it's in the rulebook that you can play other people's body parts.
JB: I dunno; I can't find anywhere it says you CAN'T.
Fred: Joonie cheatie! Cheatie wheatie!
Tenley: Stop that! Hey!
Tenley: She took my hand! Can she DO that?
Prudence: MY FOOT! Gimme back my foot!
Shawn: Juniper, the referee says stop that! It's against the rules!
No! Juniper, NO! She's not a
fembot! Stop! That is the last straw.
JB: You are SUCH a tattletale, Shawn! Juniper is THE WINNER!!
Shawn: No, she's not, you
can't take off Pru's FACE and play it!
JB: Rules, Scmools. This was
most excellent. Say something, Pru! What?
Fred: Hee, heee. Got your face, got your face, honk honk!
(Sherry arrives, sees the carnage):
Sherry: Miss Snowpea. I
think you can stay there for a while and think about what it means
to play fairly.