Juniper Snowpea in "I'm Too Sexy for My Hat"

Lyrics by Right Said Fred, 80s one-hit wonder

 

(drums)

I'm too sexy for my shirt.

Too sexy for my shirt!

So sexy it hurts.

And I'm too sexy for my land.

Too sexy for my land!

New York and Japan.

I'm a model, you know what I mean?

And I do my little my little turn on the catwalk.

Yeah on the catwalk, on the catwalk 

yeah I do my little turn on the catwalk!

Don't hate me.

I'm just like you but better looking. 

Don't hate me please!

I'm too sexy for my bike.

Too sexy for my bike!

Too sexy to hike.

I can hike.

I'm too sexy for my hat.

Too sexy for my hat!

What ya think about that?

I'm a model, you know what I mean?

And I do my little my little turn on the catwalk.

Yeah on the catwalk, on the catwalk 

yeah I shake my little tush on the catwalk!

I'm too sexy for my dog.

Too sexy for my dog!

Poor bow wow wowg!

I'm too sexy for my 'A'.

Too sexy for my 'A'!

Dave's going to leave me.

And I'm too sexy for this song!

 

Don't Hate Me Cause I'm Beautiful!


 

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