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I'm Gettin' Nuttin' for Christmas

 

To the tune of “I’m gettin’ Nuttin’ for Christmas”

**Inspired from the stories on Juniper Snowpea’s Webpage**

 

I cooked a prince and ate him up;

Somebody snitched on me.

I put a bun into this pot;

Somebody snitched on me.

I got undressed and went to school;


Peed into the swimmin’ pool;


Hit a girl and made her drool;

Somebody snitched on me.


Oh, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm getting nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.

I made some blood spurt on the floor

Somebody snitched on me.

I mooned the folks on Prego’s site

Somebody snitched on me.

Jumped up & down without my socks


Broke my doll; she no longer walks


Spelled a dirty word with blocks

Somebody snitched on me.


So, I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Mommy and Daddy are mad.
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
'Cause I ain't been nuttin' but bad.


I won't be seeing Santa Claus;
Somebody snitched on me.
He won't come visit me because
Somebody snitched on me.
Next year I'll be going straight;
Next year I'll be good, just wait
I'd start now, but it's too late;
Somebody snitched on me.


So you better be good whatever you do
'Cause if you're bad, I'm warning you,
You'll get nuttin' for Christmas.

 

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